10 Unspoken rules of Myspace

1. To the people who have like 205375 friend's, shut the fuck up. Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid.

2. If people are ugly, stop saying you're jealous of their beauty. Be Honest!!!!!

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them - you might as well just state in capital letters that your are searching for compliments...

4. For you "FWD" & "CHAIN LETTER" senders: No little 6 year old with bloody eyeballs and no toes on their left foot is going to come through your window and kill you if you break a chain letter. So quit fucking sending them...

5. On that same note... Your crush isn't going to call you, email you, or tell you he/she loves you as much as you want to believe it. If it didn't happen in 7th grade it isn't going to happen now.

6. Who really gives a rats ass if you have very few friends and not enough comments. Qaulity not quantity...

7. For anyone under 15 who has myspace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. This isn't a child porno ring.

8. I say you go ahead and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them.

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Myspace Friend. ROCK ON!/HOLLA!/YEA DUUUUDE!/FUCK YA DOGGY!

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

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